The professional footballs pains us all who have invested far too much emotion and time into some shitbag franchise that never pays us back, except to try and get us to buy an $120 alternate color home jersey every year. NFL fuckers. This will be a blog about a bunch of dumbasses like that, like us, who root for a bunch of overpaid fuckfaces with all our heart, only to end up sad and hungover, yet again.
If you feel you can wax retardifically about the team you love the mostest, or at least better than whatever fruit already is claiming them on this blog, hit me up: armchairlinebacker at gmail dot com.
Reggie Roby is the human mascot for this blog because while everyone was all up-in-arms about black quarterbacks, he was silently The Black Punter. Not only that though, because he was the best and wore a wristwatch on his arm to create the factoid of hangtime, because he knew his shit, even though it looked like he didn't. Reggie Roby personifies the open-minded know-it-allness punter mentality of The Armchair Linebacker. That's our man.
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